XOMO
$XOMO
A scrappy purple gremlin spinning its own bedroom set, headphones glued on since track one.
Fur: violet. Eyes: lime. Volume: up a notch.
What's in the box
Every XOMO ships with the same four parts. None of them come off.
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Lime headphones
Chunky, black cushions, worn over the ears at all times. Headphones on, world off.
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Two pink-lined ears
Tall, triangular, a little scruffy at the tips. Exactly two. They twitch on the drop.
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One fanged grin
Two canines, one pink tongue, permanently three tracks deep and still grinning.
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Tape and a tiny speaker
The private loop. Nobody else gets to hear it, which is exactly how XOMO likes it.
Instruction leaflet
Xomo keeps those big pink-lined ears tuned in, headphones on, listening for the good parts of any song. It grins with every fang showing because it already knows the chorus is coming. Loud on the outside, soft on the inside, the way all the best listeners are.
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1
Find the room
XOMO lives in a bedroom with the lights low and the door shut. There is a desk, a pile of tapes and two speakers the size of a matchbox.
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2
Headphones on
They went on at track one and they have not come off. Do not try to remove them. He will just put them back.
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3
Turn it up a notch
Three tracks in, the grin shows up. The ears twitch, the fangs come out, the fur stands up. This is normal.
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4
Put him on the shelf
XOMO is a homebody. Set him somewhere you can see him, keep the volume where he left it, and let him play.
Sticker sheet
headphones on,
world off
shelf-ready
gremlin energy
three tracks deep
and still grinning